NEW KID IN TOWN

A wonderful song by the Eagles band. I took the liberty to replace some words (in italic) to make it sound gay.

New Kid In Town

There's talk on the street; it sounds so familiar
Great expectations, everybody's watching you
People you meet, they all seem to know you
Even your old friends treat you like you're something new

Johnny come lately, the new kid in town
Everybody loves you, so don't let them down

You look in his eyes; the music begins to play
Hopeless romantics, here we go again
But after awhile, you're lookin' the other way
It's those restless hearts that never mend

Johnny come lately, the new kid in town
Will he still love you when you're not around?
There's so many things you should have told him,
but night after night you're willing to hold him,
Just hold him, tears on your shoulder

There's talk on the street, it's there to
Remind you, that it doesn't really matter
which side you're on.
You're walking away and they're talking behind you
They will never forget you 'til somebody new comes along
Where you been lately? There's a new kid in town
Everybody loves him, don't they?
Now he's holding him, and you're still around

Oh, my, my
There's a new kid in town
Ooh, hoo
just another new kid in town

Ooh, hoo
Everybody's talking 'bout the new kid in town,
Everybody's walking' like the new kid in town
There's a new kid in town

There's a new kid in town
I don't want to hear it

Performed by: Eagles (1977)
Written by: Don Henley, Glenn Frey, J.D. Souther